Selling your soul

With Donald Trump's gold runners and now Meghan Markle's American Riviera Orchard products it might be time to round up all of the 'Creatives' of the world and ship them off to some deserted island.

It is amazing what silly items people think will sell well but then again I saved up my pocket money for a yo-yo and a rubix cube. I also briefly had a Tamagotchi but it died, probably a dud battery!

I however was too mature for a Coleco Cabbage Patch Kids, not stressed enough to need a Fidget Spinners, not financially naive enough to think Sports cards could be a good investment and not weird enough to consider a Bratz Doll. If you have money to throw away, there are so many charities that need it.

Dennis Fitzgerald,

Melbourne, Australia